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Wednesday, August 3, 2022

The Permanent Record of Jude Wells (flash fiction--literary)

First published in Micro-Fiction Monthly
Copyright William Hammett 2015, 2022
All Rights Reserved


It's not like Jude Wells, electrical engineer and upstanding citizen of Carbondale, Illinois, hadn't been forewarned. Like everyone in the United States, he'd been told by his teachers that everything he did would follow him for the rest of his life.

Jude was stopped on a dark Monday evening by the Carbondale police for running a red light. Jude firmly believed that the light had been yellow when the tail of his Ford Taurus cleared the intersection, but Officer Warren Faulkner disagreed. Jude received a ticket.

At traffic court three weeks later, Jude pleaded not guilty, but Judge Clyde Muggers threw the book at him after the bailiff handed His Honor a file while whispering in his ear.

"You can't evade the consequences of your actions any longer, Mr. Wells," declared the judge. "I'm looking at your permanent record, and I don't think we can risk any further missteps on your part."

"Missteps?"

"It says here," continued the judge, "that you were punished in third grade for talking in class. You also failed a math test in sixth grade, a test on fractions. You being an engineer, I don't have to impress upon you the importance of fractions. And then there was your suspension from the varsity track team in high school, as well as your first set of ACT scores."

"How do you know all this?" Jude asked, perplexed.

The judge merely held up Jude's file, his permanent record, which had been housed in an underground warehouse in Wyoming for thirty-eight years.  It's right next to the warehouse where everyone's IQ scores are kept.

Jude Wells was sentenced to twenty years of intense personal reflection at the state penitentiary. His permanent record had finally caught up with him.

~William Hammett


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Friday, July 22, 2022

It Doesn't Have to Rain at Funerals (Literary Flash Fiction)

The man stood among the mourners, looking somber and serious while dozens of black-clad figures huddled beneath dozens of black umbrellas as a steady downpour seemed to echo the sentiments of the occasion.  The deceased was being lowered into the ground.  People were sad.  Death had won again, and the sky was shedding copious tears.

Unable to hear the words of the presiding minister any longer, the man looked about, a mourner-turned-sociologist.  He felt like he was in a Hollywood movie, which almost always depicted funerals as events that occurred under glowering skies heavy with raindrops.  Movie funerals, he realized, were stereotypes, and he, for one, didn't intent to become a stereotype.  It was only raining, he reasoned, because people had expected it to rain.  Stereotypes can burrow into people's brains like worms into wood.

The man closed his umbrella and smiled.  The rain let up a bit, and a few more umbrellas were folded.  The rain slacked off even more, and that's when crowd mentality took over.  The umbrella mourners didn't want to look foolish, so they followed the non-umbrella mourners in closing up their bumbershoots as they stood reverently by the graveside.  The dark clouds and rain had all been a big misunderstanding. 

The sun came out, and everyone smiled as the minister finished ministering.  Rain and death and dark clouds, the man thought, were just a frame of mind.

"It doesn't have to rain at funerals," he proclaimed.

The mourners apparently agreed.  They all shook the man's hand after offering their condolences to the family members of the deceased.


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Tuesday, July 12, 2022

The Original Sin of Biff Penfield (Horror)

Biff Penfield had been warned by his fraternity brothers not to go out with Nebula, the vixen from Chi Delta Chi, a sorority rumored to be aligned with the Dark Arts. Hazing was one thing, but Nebula was considered to be bad mojo. Some of the boys she dated disappeared or flunked out of school.

Biff was game for anything, however. He’d heard that Nebula had erotic charms that were known only to certain Chinese concubines. How could he pass up the invitation to go swimming at her father’s deserted mansion on Long Island?

Nebula slowly descended the steps in the shallow end, violet eyes sparkling beneath long, jet-black hair. The tattoo of a snake writhed from her navel up to her left shoulder, circled her neck, and fell upon her right breast in serpentine fashion.

Biff, wearing nothing but the designer clothes given him by Mother Nature, treaded water in the deep end and watched Nebula swim toward him using—what else?—a sultry breast stroke that was slow and mesmerizing.

Biff felt intense waves of ecstasy as his mysterious host physically joined him and spun her body a full one-hundred-and-eighty degrees. His legs circled Nebula's torso, and his hands clutched her thighs as she hung upside down in the blue water, her body straight as an arrow aimed at the underworld. And then he was unconscious, Nebula disappearing into a black maelstrom beneath the diving board.

“Well, what happened?” asked Biff’s frat buddies as they stood around his hospital bed. “What did she do?”

“I’m not sure,” Biff replied, “but if I don’t get the tattoo of this snake lasered off my chest and shoulders, my parents are gonna kill me.”

Biff lived an ordinary life in the years ahead, but on certain moonless nights when the tide was high, he found himself scratching his chest and shoulders. Temptation not rebuffed has a way of leaving an indelible mark, even if unseen …

… not unlike the taste of a forbidden apple lingering on the palate of mankind, which must forever swim in a pool of regret while searching for a lifeguard on a tall wooden platform.

Flash Fiction by William Hammett
Copyright William Hammett 2002,2022


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Monday, July 11, 2022

Orphans (Complete Short Story)

Orphans by William Hammett
Originally Published in Rose and Thorn Journal
Copyright William Hammett 2008, 2022
All Rights Reserved


The indifferent gray clouds had rolled away twelve hours earlier, leaving a blinding, blue, unreachable sky in their place. I paddled slowly through the toxic soup, dipping the splintered oar soundlessly so as not to create even the smallest splash if possible. Oil, gasoline, and a thousand chemicals normally kept under kitchen sinks created rainbow slicks on the floodwaters, horrible impressionist paintings lumped together on a canvas a hundred miles wide. Katrina was gone now, but she had marched through Louisiana like a scorned woman, kicking in doors and uprooting trees with her high-pitched, demonic howls.

The steep pitch of roofs was evident everywhere, the homes they covered submerged in the smooth, new lake. The V-shaped gables jutted above the water like small black army tents. Most were uninhabited, but a few arms waved lethargically from broken attic windows. Occasionally, a man or woman could be seen sitting on the apex of a roof, balanced precariously as the sun beat mercilessly on the gritty tar and fiberglass shingles.

I kept my small wooden fishing boat, able to hold two more people, away from any signs of human life. There were hundreds of stranded individuals, some clinging tenaciously to weeping willow branches, attempting to stay a few feet above the waters of Lake Ponchartrain, waters that had filled the gaudy, drunk, forsaken Crescent City as soon as the weathered, decaying levees had been breached. But who would be saved and who would die from weakness, starvation, or dehydration? I'd already seen a small pleasure boat attacked by a desperate family that had jumped from a third-story window of a suburban apartment building. The six family members had ruthlessly thrown the three occupants of the boat overboard, swamping the craft in the process. Flailing arms created wavelets as curses broke a silence palpable as the death that hung over the inundated city.

I drew my conclusion early on: salvation would be an arbitrary matter, and only God, assuming he still watched over the urban hell before me, would be able to judge whether my actions were righteous or cruel. It was that simple.

My boat bumped into a corpse as I backed away from a row of homes where a dozen people, having chopped through roofs with axes to escape their windowless attics, urgently waved shirts to attract my attention. The old black woman in the water had been dead at least thirty-six hours judging from the bloated condition of the corpse. Her belly had already split open, her eyes rolled back in their sockets, lifeless white orbs staring at the sky. I pushed the body away and then twisted the paddle between the palms of my hands, as if starting a campfire, in order to shake the maggots from the broadest part of the wood.

I was moving into Chalmette – the ninth ward – where Katrina had slammed houses and businesses until they stood at a forty-five degree angle, like a stadium crowd leaning to see if the fullback has made it over the goal line. Some structures were crushed altogether-billboards, fences, street signs, and tool sheds. Ahead, the roots of an oak stuck out like a claw, the two-hundred-year-old tree having been plucked from the sod and dropped on its side like a feeble giant.

I paddled around it, and that's when I saw the head of the waif: a little red-haired girl, no more than seven. Her dirty face protruded from the top of a chimney. She said nothing, only stared as my skiff quietly glided up to the bricks that constituted her temporary home.

"Climb in," I said.

She stared at me blankly, saying nothing.

"Are you alone?"

She remained silent, which was just as good. I instinctively knew the answer to my question. Answers were everywhere, written in rubble and debris and nine feet of water. Of course she was alone.

"Get in the boat," I instructed as I stood, my arms extended. "You'll be safe."

The orphan didn't move, so I gently lifted her from the chimney and placed her on the narrow rectangular seat behind mine. She clutched a stuffed, waterlogged animal that could have been a teddy bear, a monkey, or a dragon. It, too, had died.

"We're going someplace safe," I told her.

One hundred yards farther on, I saw an old black man sitting cross-legged on a wooden palette that had obviously drifted through the doors of a warehouse. He played a cheap Stella guitar, and his gravelly voice sang of a woman who had left him for a rich man in New York City.

"Need a ride?" I asked, not intending to be glib. He was free to join the girl or float along and play the blues, for which he was more than qualified.

"I suspect I might," he said. "Not much of an audience left."

"No," I said. "Not much."

He handed me his guitar and carefully climbed into the boat, sitting next to the girl.

Overhead, a Coast Guard helicopter sped northward, its plump orange and white body plainly visible in the midday sun. I knew it was headed for a rescue station up ahead, though its distance might be two miles or a hundred.

I paddled faster, passing more than a dozen people pleading for me to stop and offer them transportation. A dog barked as he swam toward the boat. The black man pulled him over the edge, where he shook his wet fir, sending a spray of foul water over my adopted crew. He wouldn't threaten our survival. A metal urn flew over my head and landed in the water ten feet to starboard, commentary from someone I was forced to pass up.

Three hours later, the gray water grew shallow as I saw a hundred men and women planted on high ground, little fence posts forming an irregular line of survival. The black man continued to sing his down-and-out blues as we approached a section of levee that had somehow withstood the twenty-foot tidal surge. A woman in an orange life vest – unmistakably Coast Guard – helped the girl and the old man from the boat. The dog jumped out and ran down the levee, disappearing in the odd assortment of survivors, their faces as blank and unfeeling as the girl's.

Gently, I backed the skiff away from the levee.

"Don't do it, mister!" the woman in the orange vest warned me. "It's not safe out there!"

No, it wasn't safe, but life hadn't had anything to do with safety since the cyclonic white clouds had swirled across the Gulf of Mexico two days earlier. In less than a minute, I was twenty-five yards from the levee. The woman had turned away, uninterested in the actions of a fool like me.

Strains from the black man's cheap guitar floated over the water while the little girl raised her hand and waved goodbye, her arm as limp as the appendages of her stuffed animal.

It was morning of the first day, and God had breathed over the abyss. Dry land had yet to completely take form, and salvation was years in the future. A new testament between the Creator and his people could not be imagined as I once again threaded my way through cypress trees and people waiting to be born.


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Tales of Seven Kingdoms

From the novel Tales of Seven Kingdoms by William Hammett Copyright William Hammett 2016, 2022 All Rights Reserved   Haven Ballindor ha...